A more famous John put it best when reviewing God's first day at work:

"In the beginning was the Word." With a capital W.

This website is for those of us who share God's sense of priorities.

People who love words. Love playing with words. Love working with words.

And it's for people who would love to be able to make words work for them - ideally by ringing the bells off their cash registers - if only they had the vaguest idea how.

(Don't worry: there is a way. It's called hiring me.)

This is also the place to buy your signed and dedicated copy of the book I Think The Clouds Are Cotton Wool – Rhymes Committed by John Ansell and the CD, John Ansell’s Catalogue of Rhymes. The perfect gifts for birthdays, Christmas - indeed all statutory holidays.